• teacher: where is your homework
  • me: queued

fake-mermaid:

i think one of the hardest things in life is trying to get comfortable in bed when you have boobs

(Source: fake-mermaid, via succeeding)

minimist:

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops

(via pizza)

notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

(Source: winchester-journal, via assume)

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes, via gnarly)

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